I was crafting a bow when Humph appeared. I was so startled that I drew my bow. Then I realized there was no need to. It was just a villager. I stared at him for a full 30 seconds and then asked, "What are you doing in my underground bunker?"
"That's what I'M trying to figure out!" said Humph. Then I glanced down to the bottom of the screen.
"Wait a minute... YOU have a command block!?" I asked.
"Well... I DID have one. I think I dropped it."
"Jeez those are SUPER important! Where did you drop it?"
"At the feet of Steve... or what I thought was Steve at least."
"What do you mean you thought it was Steve?"
"Well he had glowing eyes and-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"What are you screaming for!? I was in the middle of a sentience!"
"DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT HEROBRINE!?"
"Um... no?"
"HE'S THE DEVIL! HE'S A WORLD CONQUEROR!"
And then Herobrine appeared.
TO BE CONTINUED...
"That's what I'M trying to figure out!" said Humph. Then I glanced down to the bottom of the screen.
"Wait a minute... YOU have a command block!?" I asked.
"Well... I DID have one. I think I dropped it."
"Jeez those are SUPER important! Where did you drop it?"
"At the feet of Steve... or what I thought was Steve at least."
"What do you mean you thought it was Steve?"
"Well he had glowing eyes and-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"What are you screaming for!? I was in the middle of a sentience!"
"DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT HEROBRINE!?"
"Um... no?"
"HE'S THE DEVIL! HE'S A WORLD CONQUEROR!"
And then Herobrine appeared.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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