A Minecraft Project

The strange monster flung the diamond sword at him. Humph dodged it. But when he did he dropped the command block. Then something strange happened: on the bottom of his vision he saw the words tp Humph to Red panda.  And that's were I come in.    

Humph didn't know what to think of the strange man. He poked it. Bad idea. It started shaking and screaming! Then he saw ANOTHER!  Humph started to run. He jumped into a small ravine which led into a cave. He bumped into something. He turned to see what it was, and surprisingly saw Steve! At least he thought it was Steve. It had a blue shirt purple pants and two glowing eyes. And then it pulled out two diamond swords.                      TO BE CONTINUED  

Humph heard a hiss. He dodged back. The monster stopped hissing and started toward him! Humph swung the flashlight toward the monster and it backed up in pain. He swung again and the monster flashed red and disappeared. In it's place was a pile of gun powder. Humph grabbed it reasoning it would come in handy later. That night he came face to face with something he'd never seen before!    TO BE CONTINUED.

Chain Mail pointed Humph in the direction of a cave. He also gave Humph a suit of chain mail armor. (it's his name after all.) He also gave Humph a strange item. "What's this?" Humph asked. "It's called a flashlight. Isn't it COOL!?" said Chain Mail.  "But what does it do?" asked Humph. "It gives off light. Kinda like flint and steel, or a torch." Finally, Humph started off. "Good-bye," said Chain. Humph started for the cave, thinking about this Steve-guy. he reached the mouth of the cave an hour later. He tried to turn on the flashlight but then remembered Chain Mail didn't show him how!  he eventually  turned it on. He headed into the cave. But then he heard something. He looked over. And something looked BACK!                                 TO BE CONTINUED.

Humph brought the strange block back to his village. He was going about trying to find the owner of it when Chain Mail his friend told him to come inside his shop. Humph told Chain Mail all about his discovery. Chain said he knew about the block. He said it was called a "command block". This is what it looked like; Chain said since he was the one who fond it, he was the one to return it to Steve.  TO BE CONTINUED.

I  have tons of stories, but I don't know which one I should tell you. So I'll just tell you the most exciting one. Once upon a time, in a very blocky land called Minecraft, there was a field. Something went  swoosh and then there was a mysterious block on the ground. That's where this villager comes along. His name was humph and he liked farming.    I wish I could tell you more. I really do. But I'm out of time. I'll post more later.  

I just got back from a long drive and I hopped on here because I wanted to write. It wasn't actually a VERY long trip but I'm pooped. my car doesn't look like the car in the picture. I wish it did, though. this is my actual car. Not very modern is it?   do you have a Saturn?

Before I explain why the last entry was so short I have a question for you; do you have a blog to? Please answer by commenting. Now for the explanation. Well the internet went out and we called someone to fix It. But for him to fix it we needed to shut off the internet. So I couldn't post on this blog. Thank's for understanding. Well I have to go. If you want me to post more when I get back drop a comment!   

Now I'm just posting entry's one by one. And I know your right now yelling; THIS BLOG IS BORING! YOUR JUST MUMBLING ON AND ON! well I can't fight you because my time is out. I know that was a short entry but  I'll explain It next time.

I have a confession to make. I would have posted even MORE entries yesterday but the internet went out. Meanwhile I'm eating breakfast and jumped on here because I'm bored. So I don't really have anything to talk about. So I'll just talk about how gloomy It Is outside. And It Is gloomy. Sooooooo gloomy It's not even funny. And when I say gloomy I mean gloomy.   really really really gloomy.

Okay now it's weird. N ow  you're wondering if i'm just obsessed with writing. And i can't say you're wrong. The funny thing is, just yesterday I hated writing. Now look at me. Look, I have to tell you, I wasn't really trying with that first entry. Everybody knows that one was dumb. And if you're smart you probably agree with those people. Even my cat disliked that one.  And don't ask me  how  he did that. So that means he's smart, witch he is. Except maybe when he dumps an inch away from the cat box thinking he's IN  the cat box. Or when he eat's salmon that's not actually SALMON.                                                  my cat (really cute)

O.k. now you are wondering why I’m posting 3 entries per day.  Well the truth is this is my first time blogging and I’m too excited to stop.  Okay now you've gone and wandered out into the desert. What’s wrong with you? Well I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I know how to get you out of this situation. First of all you have a choice; you can make a new world or follow my next instructions. If you decided to follow my next instructions then first of all you shouldn't have.  I’m serious.  And if you are still following my instructions, you're a dummy. Take my word for it. And if I tell you what to do you’ll end up even more lost. So if you have a noggin - unlike me - you would probably understand why I shouldn't lead you. So just start a new world.                                      It’s that simple.

Sorry i ended last entry on a cliffhanger. O.k. now we’re in the world of Minecraft and you look around you and… phooey, your in a desert. No trees no water no food and… gasp no animals! And then a thought  passes through your mind… gasp no! How i’m i going to survive!  Well no need to worry! I’m here! Well you might need to panic, cause this is the end of my entry! Good bye!   

I’m sorry i didn’t explain what Minecraft is. I didn’t realize this was going to be a blog until earlier. So if you don’t know what Minecraft is… well i’ll just explain it. Minecraft is a block based game. That means everything is square. On the main screen there are 4 options. Play game, mini games, help & options, and Minecraft store. When you press Minecraft store you get to buy stuff like more skins for your avatar. When you hit help & options you get to change your skin, controls, and how the game works. When you press mini game you get to play games like a battle, a tumble,  and a glide. I’ll explain how they work later. Finally you’ve come to play game . When you hit that button… well i’m sorry but i’m out of time. You’ll have to wait!

We went outside. We built a snowman. Peggy named it Bonnie. We also built a hill for sledding down. It was fun. Later that day we played Minecraft. I went down to the mines and heard a hiss pop! I thought it was a creeper but there wasn’t one around. I never found out where it was coming from.